No Slip Of The Tongue Shall Escape My Sight
(My fiancé and I are just casually chatting while playing on phones. I’ve often accidentally called him my boyfriend instead of fiancé several times at this point.)
Fiancé: “I have such a pretty girlfriend.”
Me: “Oooh, you just did it too!”
Fiancé: “I mean if you think about it fiancée is just a super girlfriend, but you get a ring instead of a cape. So you’re Green Lantern Girlfriend.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?