Does She Just Never Touch Anything Ever?

I am at a board game convention where a few thousand folks get together to play board games, card games, RPGs, Larps, etc.

I’m in the restroom washing my hands — as one does — and a lady walks behind me to use a disability-accessible stall. She quickly apologizes to someone already in the stall using the facilities.

Woman #1: “Don’t forget to lock the door for privacy.”

The woman in the stall announces:

Woman #2: “I don’t touch the doors so I don’t need to wash my hands.”

I am so grossed out that I loudly say, “Ew!”, for the room to hear. As I head out, the woman retorts from the stall:

Woman #2: “If I don’t touch anything, I don’t need to wash!”

Okay, yucky lady.

I hung around outside to get a glimpse of whom I would not be playing games with that weekend.