Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts
Australia, Convenience Store, Melbourne, Rude & Risque, Victoria, Wordplay, YMMV | Right
| March 31, 2026
I worked at a convenience store, and there was another convenience store literally across the street. Employees at both stores would say something similar to these kinds of customers:
Customer: “You know [Competitor]’s prices are cheaper than yours?”
Me: “I did not know that, but if you did and you’re still shopping here, you’re a bit of a stupid c*** aren’t ya?”






