Doe Is Dear
(I work at a pet supply store that offers alternative foods for animals with allergies.)
Customer: “What’s bee-son?”
Me: “Bison. It’s an alternate protein source, similar to beef.”
Customer: “But what is it?”
Me: “It’s also called buffalo. It’ a lot like beef, just leaner.”
Customer: “But what is it?”
Me: “They’re kind of like, um, feral cows?”
Customer: *blank stare*
Me: “Moo?”
Customer: “Well, why didn’t you just say that? And veen-ay-son?”
(She points to a bag labelled “venison.”)
Me: “That’s deer.”
Customer: *more blank staring*
(I put my hands up on either side of my head like antlers.)
Me: “Bambi?”
Customer: “All these fancy names for things. It’s just so you can charge more for it, isn’t it?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. That’s exactly how it works.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.