Doctorate In Bread Required
(I work at a self-service buffet in a hotel. We have these little signs with the name of every dish except the very obvious ones. I am carrying drinks when a middle-aged guest comes to me and points to the bread aisle.)
Guest: “What is this?”
Me: “Emm… bread, sir.”
Guest: “How do I know this is bread? There is no sign at all.”
Me: “Well, it is obviously bread; it looks like bread, after all.”
Guest: “What if I never saw a piece of bread before? How do I know this is actually bread? You can’t expect us all to know that this is bread. Bring me your manager.”
Me: *fetches the manager*
Manager: “Sir, is there something wrong?”
Guest: “Why is there no sign for bread?”
Manager: “Well, it’s obvious that it’s bread.”
Guest: “This is ridiculous! You think we all have Oxford doctorates here? And you treat us like fools? That’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m filling in a complaint!”
(And he actually did…)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?