Doctor Of The Dead

(We have started watching episodes of Doctor Who. I am babysitting my little cousin, who has just finished kindergarten this year, when it comes on. I try explaining the basic premise of the show to her.)

Cousin: “So he’s an alien?”

Me: “Yes.”

Cousin: “Is she an alien?”

Me: “No, she’s a human.”

Cousin: “Then why isn’t he eating her brains?”

Me: “…That’s zombies, not aliens.”