Doctor Huh?
(My boyfriend and I like to listen to each other’s hearts beat. I am listening to his.)
Boyfriend: “Can you hear it?”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “You know what!”
Me: *joking* “Oh, I guess not then.”
Boyfriend: “Uh oh.” *feigns death*
Me: “It’s okay though, because you have my heart. You have mine and I have yours. Wait… that means we have two hearts. Oooh! Does that mean we’re Time Lords?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
