Do You Want To Teller Or Should I

(I work for a beer and wine distribution company as a draft tech. This takes place at one of my stops while I am cleaning some beer lines. Two bartenders are working, one of them talking to the other about her paycheck.)

Bartender #1: “I wish I didn’t get off so late this week. I really need to go to the bank and deposit my check but I’m too tired to go after my shift.”

Bartender #2: “Why not go on your lunch break?”

Bartender #1: “Because if I do that, by the time I get back, I won’t have time to eat anything.”

(I overhear her problem and speak up.)

Me: “What bank do you use?”

Bartender #1: “Bank of America, why?”

Me: “Do you have a smartphone? They have an app that lets you take a picture of your check and deposit it that way.”

Bartender #1: “Oh wow, that’s great! Thanks a bunch!”

Bartender #2: “That’s cool. I wonder when they’ll make it so you can deposit cash that way?”

(I simply stare at her, hoping the lightbulb will go off.)

Bartender #1: “Seriously?”

Bartender #2: “What?”