Do The Dishes To Get The Dishiest
(A girl I am seeing suddenly breaks off contact with me without a discernible reason. My mom finds out.)
Mom: “If there’s anything I can do to help you get girls, let me know. I am a girl after all, I know what girls like. For one thing, girls don’t like guys with long hair, it doesn’t look good.”
Me: *speechless*
Mom: “Also, you should put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher. You’d get a lot more girls if you just weren’t so unattractive and inconsiderate!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.