Do NOT Say Anything In Front Of A Child You Don’t Want Everyone To Hear, Part 2

I’m cruising along a quiet suburban road one weekend with my mom-in-law, chatting about a bunch of things. My toddler is humming to herself in the back.

Suddenly, a car swerves ahead of me, cutting across two lanes to make a turn.

Me: *Muttering.* “Real genius move there.”

Before I can even finish the thought, a tiny voice pipes up from the backseat:

Daughter: “Ah, look at this f***in’ guy!”

The car goes dead silent. My mom-in-law slowly turns her head to look at her granddaughter, eyebrows raised.

Me: “So… [Husband]’s been doing the school run lately.”

My daughter smiles and kicks her feet happily. [Mom-In-Law] decides she will be having some ‘words’ with her son that evening.

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Do NOT Say Anything In Front Of A Child You Don’t Want Everyone To Hear