Do Not Get Hitched, Go Directly To Jail
Customer: “I’d like to order a cake.”
Me: “All right, what size cake did you want?”
(We go through the details of the cake.)
Me: “And what did you want the cake to say?”
Customer: “Welcome home from jail. Will you marry me?”
Me: “Okay…”
(The next week, the same customer comes back in with the cake.)
Customer: “I’d like a refund.”
Me: “I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. What is wrong with it?”
Customer: “He said no!”
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