Do Not Free Willy

| Edinburgh, Scotland, UK | Related | July 7, 2012

(I am driving home from the cinema with my 9-year-old son. I get cup up by another driver and in my frustration muttered ‘wanker’ under my breath.)

Son: “What’s a wanker, mum?”

Me: “Um, its a man who plays with his willy.”

Son: “Oh.” *looks contemplative* “But mum, how did you know he was playing with his willy?”

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