Do Not Doubt The Credibility Of The Map
Me: “Thank you for calling **** Travel, this is ****, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Um, yes. You’re located in Alaska, right?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “Is that near Hawaii?”
Me: “No, sir. Not at all.”
Customer: “Yeah, I wanna talk to a manager. This map shows y’all are right next to each other, and I wanna know why one’s so dang hot and the other’s so dang cold.”
Me: “Sir, you’re actually reading the insets on a map of the continental United States. Alaska and Hawaii are several thousand miles apart.”
Customer: “I don’t believe you.”
Me: “I’m sorry.”