Do-Mini-Matrix

| USA | Romantic | November 19, 2012

(I am female. I am out with my boyfriend, and both of us have hair down to the middle of our back. A little girl sees us.)

Little girl: “Is he a naughty boy?”

Me: “What?”

Little girl: “Why else would he have long hair? It’s for you to pull whenever you don’t like what he does?”

(My boyfriend tries to suppress a giggle.)

Little girl: “He should make it into one long braid, then you can hold the end like a leash. That way he won’t ever get away from you.”

(My boyfriend and I share awkward glances and suppressed giggling.)

Little girl: “Are you going to take my advice? Please?”

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