Do I Have A Lobster Tale To Tell You!
Customer: “I just want you to know, that lobster tail I bought from you was the toughest thing I’ve ever eaten!”
Me: “How did you cook it?”
Customer: “Cook it?”
Me: “Um… yeah. They’re not cooked. They’re raw.”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “…Oh, Lord Jesus, what did I do?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
