Do Dead Men Tell Tales?
I live in a government-owned block of flats which houses only elderly people. About a year ago, I was attacked by a resident who is known to be a drug abuser and has attacked and hospitalised a number of residents of the complex and outsiders during what appear to be drug-induced psychotic episodes.
He tried to kill me, and he might have done so if a young visitor to the complex had not interfered and prevented it. I was very badly traumatised and have never really recovered from the incident.
I contacted the Housing Department urging that my attacker be evicted for the safety of all the residents.
Me: *On the phone* “He tried to kill me! He should be evicted for all our safety.”
Bureaucrat: “Well, we can’t evict him unless it is for something serious.”
Me: *Nonplussed* “You mean that him trying to kill me isn’t something serious?”
Bureaucrat: *Obviously not paying attention* “Not unless he actually killed you.”
Me: “…”
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