DNR, Aisle 3
Grocery Store | Portland, OR, USA |
Right | April 17, 2012
(An elderly gentleman approaches my register, unloads a few groceries onto the belt, and waits while I begin ringing his items up.)
Me: “Hello, sir! How are you doing today?”
Customer: *very angrily* “FINE!”
Me: “Did you happen to find everything okay today?”
Customer: “NO!”
Me: “I am so sorry, sir. Is there anything that I can help you with today?”
Customer: *very loudly exclaiming* “I’m alive, aren’t I?!”
