DJ Freud, Featuring The Oedipus Complexes
Drug Store, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Houston, Parents/Guardians, Teenagers, Texas, USA, Wordplay | Right
| October 10, 2010
(I work in the beauty department and a customer comes up to me).
Customer: “I need a face wash for my son that will get rid of the semen on his face.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Are you deaf? He is too oily!”
Me: “You mean sebum?”
(The customer turned the brightest shade of red and ran out the store.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
