Divorced From Reality, Part 2
Sister: *big announcement to friends and me* “Today is my 13th Anniversary!”
Friends: “Oooh, congratulations!”
Me: “No, it’s not.”
Sister: “Yes. It’s my 13th wedding anniversary.”
Me: “Oh. Yes, it would be, if you hadn’t gotten a divorce three years ago.”
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Divorced From Reality
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
