Divorced From Reality, Part 2

| Related | March 31, 2014

Sister: *big announcement to friends and me* “Today is my 13th Anniversary!”

Friends: “Oooh, congratulations!”

Me: “No, it’s not.”

Sister: “Yes. It’s my 13th wedding anniversary.”

Me: “Oh. Yes, it would be, if you hadn’t gotten a divorce three years ago.”

 

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