Divorced From Reality

| Related | November 5, 2013

(While driving my five- and seven-year-old boys to school, we happen to follow a truck that has a huge sign posted on the back. The boys read it out loud in unison.)

Both Boys: “DIVORCE. $399. Call 718-[number] now.”

Five-Year-Old: “What?! Now they’re giving away money if you get divorced?”

Seven-Year-Old: “Wow! That’s tons of money. [Five-Year-Old’s Name], your girlfriend and you got divorced in September. You should get $399 each! And it’s here because it’s a 718 number! That’s a New York area code!”

Five-Year-Old: “Ooh! A New York exclusive?”

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