Divorce Over Coffee

An older couple comes into the store asking for coffee. The husband pours himself a cup without asking the price. We often get complaints about our state-inflated prices.

Me:
“That’ll be $2.50.”

Husband:
“$2.50?! This is bulls***! I’m not paying for that.”

He storms out and leaves his coffee behind. It will now have to be thrown out. His wife stays behind to apologize.

Wife:
“Don’t mind him. He always does that.”

Me:
“It’s fine.”

Wife:
“He’s such an a**hole; that’s why I’m divorcing him.”

Then, she walks out after him. 

Me:
“Enjoy your day…?”