Divorce For Dessert
Restaurant | Romantic | December 6, 2011
(My family and I have stopped for dinner at a small restaurant. The host is seating a middle aged couple that has just walked in.)
Host: “Dating?”
(He places the menus at seats facing each other.)
Host: “Married?”
(He places the menus side by side.)
Host: “Really married?”
(He places the menus on different tables so the chairs have their backs to each other.)
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