Divorce For Dessert
Restaurant | Romantic
| December 6, 2011
(My family and I have stopped for dinner at a small restaurant. The host is seating a middle aged couple that has just walked in.)
Host: “Dating?”
(He places the menus at seats facing each other.)
Host: “Married?”
(He places the menus side by side.)
Host: “Really married?”
(He places the menus on different tables so the chairs have their backs to each other.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?