Divorce For Dessert

(My family and I have stopped for dinner at a small restaurant. The host is seating a middle aged couple that has just walked in.)

Host: “Dating?”

(He places the menus at seats facing each other.)

Host: “Married?”

(He places the menus side by side.)

Host: “Really married?”

(He places the menus on different tables so the chairs have their backs to each other.)