Distant Chance Of A Decent Gift
(My wife’s sister has an unusual marriage. They are very distant and argue a lot of the time, yet pretend to be “soul mates” on Facebook. We don’t interfere but like to joke in private.)
Wife: “[Sister]’s birthday day is coming up soon. Any ideas?”
Me: “Err, cookbook for one?”
Wife: “No!”
Me: “New door locks?”
Wife: “Seriously?!”
Me: “Oh! Somewhere to bury the body?”
Wife: “Were you going to give me any helpful answers?”
Me: “Er, well, I hadn’t planned on it, no.”
(We ended up buying her a handbag, but I think my ideas were better.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
