Dislike Father, Dislike Son

, , , , | Right | June 19, 2012

(A lady walks in with her eleven-year-old son. He is being very mouthy to her and mouthy to her friend that is with them. He even glares at me when I tell him he cannot eat out of our bulk candy bins. They finally come up to the counter to pay for their candy, but he is still saying horrible things to his mother. She is looking very upset by this point.)

Me: “Did you find everything okay?”

Customer’s Son: “Shut up!”

Me: “You know, if my son talked to me that way—”

Customer’s Son: “You’d what, b****?”

Me: “I’d probably hogtie him and throw him into his room.”

Customer: *laughs*

Customer’s Son: “B****, you wouldn’t be standing!”

Me: *laughing* “Oh? How you figure that?”

Customer’s Son: “Because you’re a woman, and women are weak.”

Customer: *to her son* “Oh, my God, are you serious?! You are NOT visiting your father anymore!”

Customer’s Son: *to me* “Now get me an Icee, b****.”

Me: “Oh, I don’t know. I’m not sure my weak woman’s hands can make it for you!”

Customer: *laughing, to me* “Thank you!” *to her son* “Now, let’s go. I’m not buying you anything!”

Me: “Have a nice day!”

Customer’s Son: *flips me off*

Customer: *smacks him*


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