Dishonesty Never Tasted So Sweet

| Salt Lake City, UT, USA | Related | October 25, 2013

Mom: “Stay here for a moment. I have to use the bathroom. And DON’T EAT THE CANDY.”

Me: “Okay.”

(She comes back to find that my cheeks are bulging.)

Mom: “I told you not to eat the candy.”

Me: “I didn’t!”

Mom: “Be honest!”

Me: *mumbling through all the candy in my mouth* “I don’t want to be honest!”

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