Dishonesty Never Tasted So Sweet
Mom: “Stay here for a moment. I have to use the bathroom. And DON’T EAT THE CANDY.”
Me: “Okay.”
(She comes back to find that my cheeks are bulging.)
Mom: “I told you not to eat the candy.”
Me: “I didn’t!”
Mom: “Be honest!”
Me: *mumbling through all the candy in my mouth* “I don’t want to be honest!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
