Dishing The Dirt On Marriage Plans

(I have recently begun to date an old friend, after having chased him for seven years. Though we are kind of a new couple, our long-lasting friendship allows us into a very quick intimacy, as we have known each other for ages. However, my boyfriend is very shy about expressing his feelings, and never says how serious this is for him. I tease him, but he jokes about it and keeps his mouth absolutely shut. He also doesn’t believe in marriage. One night, we are laying on the bed, sleepy.)

Me: “You did all the dishes all by yourself today? Wow, what a man!”

Boyfriend: “Well, you did marry me for a reason.”

(I am in awe, and there is a protracted pause.)

Me: “Well, I guess I have an idea of how serious you believe this is going to be. So, would you remind me why I married you, again? And obviously, when?”