Disease Or Not, You’re Still A Douche
(A customer has just finished placing a rather large and pricey order of several large popcorns loaded with butter, large drinks, and random candies.)
Me: “That’ll come to $55.75, sir.”
Customer: “Oh… I have cancer.”
Me: “Um… I’m sorry.”
Customer: “So, I don’t have to pay, right?”
Me: “No, you still have to pay.”
Customer: “Why? I’m a cancer patient!”
Me: “You’re also trying to walk away with nearly $60 in concession items. I’m sorry, but I can’t give that to you because you have cancer.”
Customer: “Oh, come on! What if I told you I had heart disease?”
Me: “I guess I’d have to ask why you’re in such a rush to kill yourself?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.