Disc Doctor, Not Disc Miracle Worker
(Our store sells a device called a Disc Doctor; it resurfaces CDs so they can be read again.)
Caller: “I bought a Disc Doctor and it isn’t working.”
Manager: “Well, I have one, and they can be difficult at times. Why don’t you tell me what you did, and I’ll try and talk you through it.”
Caller: “Okay. I sprayed it with the solution and then I put both halves in the tray–”
Manager: “Wait… did you just say ‘both halves’?”
Caller: “Yeah, both halves.”
Manager: “Yeah, that’s not going to work…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?