Disappeared Like Magic
(I am a huge Harry Potter fan. One day, I leave a sock on the kitchen counter.)
Mom: *walks in* “It’s your turn to do the dishes.” *sees sock* “Hey, what’s this?” *hands me the sock*
Me: “Master has given Dobby a sock!”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “Dobby is a free elf!” *runs out of the room*