Dirty Pillow Talk

(My sister and I both have babies who like to cuddle. While we both enjoy spending time with our children, we both sometimes end up devoting more time to the babies than household chores. We decide that someone needs to make mommy-shaped pillows.)

Me: *to my husband* “So, [Sister] and I decided they should make mommy-shaped pillows for babies to snuggle with.”

Husband: “They make those. They’re just not called that.”