Dirty Mouth

(When either my boyfriend or myself go to leave the room for a while, we usually give the other a quick kiss first.)

Boyfriend: *gets up to leave*

Me: “Hey! Where’s my kiss!?

Boyfriend: “I’m just going to the bathroom.”

Me: “I still want it!”

Boyfriend: *sighs* “Okay, here’s your ‘I’m gonna go poop’ kiss!

(I was still laughing even when he got back!)