Directionless Direction
(I live on corner on a main road. The cross street is clearly numbered (like 143rd street). The cross street doesn’t continue so it is T with 2 corners. I live on one corner and the other corner is a 40-acre field, and the opposite of both corners is just woods. After ordering food, my instructions to the driver included the cross street and house number and I say “it’s the only house at the intersection.”)
Driver: “Hey, I’ve been driving around and I can’t find your house.”
Me: “Where are you?”
Driver: “At the corner of [X] and [Y].”
Me: “What do the directions say?”
Driver: “That it’s the only house at the corner of [X] and [Y].”
Me: “Do you see a house?”
Driver: “Yes.”
Me: “Is it the only house at the intersection?”
Driver: “Yes.”
Me: “Any reason you can’t deliver it to me there?”
Driver: “Well, I guess not.”
(It would have been bad enough if it happened once, but it happened a lot. I eventually refined the instructions to indicate which street the house faced, but even that didn’t help.)
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