Dire Directions

| Working | March 29, 2015

(We are going to a kosher supermarket but are unsure how to get there, so I call to get directions.)

Employee: “Thank you for calling [Supermarket]. How may I help you?”

Me: “How do we get to you from the George Washington bridge?”

Employee: *completely deadpan* “You drive.”

Me: “Yeah, I know. How do I drive there?”

Employee: *still completely deadpan* “In a car.”

Me: “Can I speak to someone else, please?”

(The new employee gave me directions.)

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