Dinnae Ken Wheat Yer Sayin’
I’ve recently moved from Ireland to Scotland and have taken a job in a sub shop.
Customer: “Can I get a six-inch on wheat?”
Me: “Sure, what would you like on it?”
Customer: “No, I want wheat bread.”
Me: “This is wheat bread.”
Customer: “No, it’s not. I want wheat bread.”
Me: *Points at our sign* “These are our bread options. As you can see, this is the wheat bread. Do you want one of the wheat variations?”
Customer: “No. I want wheat bread.”
Before I can respond, my Scottish coworker pops her head out from the back.
Coworker: “[My Name], he’s saying he wants white bread! I don’t think you’re used to our accent yet.”
Customer: “Yes! Exactly! Wheat bread.”
Me: “Oh, my God. I’m so sorry!”
Customer: “Nae bother. We got there in the end.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.