Dine And Dashed

I was eating outside once at a restaurant that shared a building with a high-end Italian place, when I saw some guy try to run out on his bill, literally.

The front door flew open, and this guy is at full speed through the parking lot, and then a couple of seconds later, a waiter comes out at a full sprint chasing him.

Waiter: “Not this time, you f***er! This is the last f****** time!”

Dine-And-Dasher: “F*** you!”

This all happens right in front of a cop driving by in his police car. 

The waiter, who is super crazy fast, catches the guy after about a fifty-yard chase and hits him from behind with a flying tackle in the middle of the parking lot. Seriously, it was an NFL-worthy hit.

The cop watched it all happen from his car and then drove over and pulled up next to them, opened his door, and cuffed the guy without even having to get out of his car.