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Dim Witted And Off The Deep End

, , , , , | Right | September 4, 2009

Me: “Hello, this is [Pool]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “What are your sessions today?”

Me: “Our sessions today are 12:30 to 4:30 and 7:15 to dark.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: *more slowly and clearly, but still polite* “Our sessions today are 12:30 to 4:30 and 7:15 to dark–around 9:00 pm.”

Customer: “What’s dark?”

Me: “Around 9:00 pm.”

Customer: “No, what is dark?”

Me: “When the… sun goes down?”

Customer: “Oh, how rude!” *click*


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