Different Ways To Get Mugged
I work in a Starbucks. A customer is asking about our merch mugs.
Customer: “So, what does the mug do?”
Me: “What do you mean, sir?”
Customer: “Does it glow in the dark or something? Or does it make sound effects?”
Me: “No, sir. It’s just a mug. It holds your hot coffee for you.”
Customer: “Are you telling me that you’re charging over twenty bucks for a mug, and all it does is… be a mug?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “That’s crazy!”
Me: “I actually agree with you, sir. Would you like to buy one?”
Customer: “H*** no!”
The customer then proceeded to order their eleven-dollar customized drink.
