Dieters Are Of A Sweet Disposition
(A customer approaches the concessions counter.)
Customer: “Can I have a diet soda?”
Me: “Sorry, the fountain here is all out of diet soda.”
Customer: “That’s fine. I’ll just have a regular soda then.”
(I give her the regular soda that she asked for. I then watch as she goes to the condiment table and grabs about 5-6 packets of artificial sweetener, dumping it all into her drink.)
Me: “Um…? What are you doing?”
Customer: “I’m making it a diet soda.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
