Didn’t Their Slogan Used To Be, “It’s Alive”?

My friend is vegan… or so she says.

Me: “Be careful about Jell-O desserts.”

Friend: “But Jell-O isn’t an animal product!”

Me: “Well, you can get vegan gelatin, but Jell-O is definitely not it.”

I even showed her the evidence on Jell-O’s own website.

Friend: “Well, I’m still eating it.”

She also ate chicken and said that chicken is poultry, not meat.

I don’t think she understood what vegan means.