Didn’t See That (Second) Coming
(I run an independent coffeehouse on the main drag in a small town. A regular walks in, doing her usual purposeful strut to the counter.)
Me: “Hey [Name], how’s it going?”
Customer: “Good. You know what I want?”
(I nod as I begin making her nonfat, no carb latte with extra ice.)
Customer: “You know, I like Criss Angel…”
Me: “Yeah, he’s… something all right.”
Customer: “You know…” *drifts off for a second before coming back down to earth with the rest of us* “I really think he’s the second coming…”
(I stop what I’m doing to look at her as I wait for the punchline. Turns out it’s not coming.)
Customer: “He can do everything Jesus could do.”
(I’m still waiting for the ‘HA! Funny huh?,’ but I see she’s dead serious and waiting for commiseration.)
Me: “Criss Angel is a magician.”
Customer: *nods smiling*
Me: “An illusionist. He does tricks.”
Customer: *her smile slowly fades to a look of total desolation* “Oh.”
(I finished her latte and rung her up. She didn’t say anything else and walked out looking much less sure of herself. I almost felt bad.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.