Didn’t See That Coming

(This afternoon I discovered that my boss, a financial attorney, has been seeing a psychic for the last six months because he’s afraid of what will happen to his firm with the recent changes in mortgage law. Evidently, he believes everything this woman says.)

Boss: “She even mentioned you by name!” *tells me the name*

Me: “Yeah, that’s not my given name. It sounds like it should be, but it isn’t.”

Boss: “But she had her own radio show! What do you mean you don’t believe what she says?!”