Didn’t Expect That, Did You, Kiddo?
Funny, Home, Parents/Guardians, Seattle, Sons & Daughters, USA, Washington | Related | January 12, 2021
My seven-year-old and I will sometimes pretend to have an argument. For example, I might ask her to clean her room and she’ll dramatically sigh, “You’re the worst mother ever!”
One recent fake fight ended like this.
Me: “Go wash your face.”
Seven-Year-Old: “Never!”
Me: “Always! How did you get ketchup on your forehead, anyway? Were you trying to feed your hair?”
Seven-Year-Old: “You’re rude!”
Me: “Yeah, well, your mom’s rude!”
Seven-Year-Old: “But you— Wait, what?”
