Didn’t Drum The Subject Home
(My nephew comes back home from his computer science exam and gives his mother the question paper.)
Mother: *reading from the question paper* “I’m a storage device circular in shape. What am I?”
Nephew: “Drum. To store water.”
Mother: “How do you get a drum into a computer?”
Nephew: *in a voice that indicates the dawn of a revelation* “I totally forgot it was a computer science exam.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?