A Very Hard Nut To Crack

(My boyfriend is visiting. As he loves boiled peanuts, I bought some to surprise him. I pull off the lid and hold it while we are talking. He suddenly snatches the lid from me.)

Boyfriend: “It was dripping on you.”

Me: “There’s a sex joke in there somewhere…”

Boyfriend: “…”

Me: “Something like: ‘you don’t want me to get wet?’ Does that sound weird?”

Boyfriend: “No, the fact that it was your own nuts that made you wet is weird.”