Did Not Concentrate

| Friendly | May 28, 2014

(I am an RA, or resident assistant, walking back to the dorm with some of my residents.)

Resident: “So, [My Name], do you party a lot?”

Me: “No. Not at all, really.”

Resident: “Yeah? So you never get drunk or anything?”

Me: “Nope. To be honest, I hate beer. I think it tastes like cat pee.”

Resident: “Yeah, I think beer smells like diluted water.”

Me: “How do you dilute water?!”

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