Did I Steal That Out Loud
Restaurant | Right
| July 27, 2011
(Two boys around the age of fifteen walk in without an adult. They order food that the average teenager cannot pay for. After they’re done eating, I come with the bill.)
Me: “Here is the bill.”
(They look at it. The total is about $107.)
Boy: “That’s a lot of cash. Let’s run!”
Me: “You better not, sir.”
Boy: “How’d you hear us? We were using telepathy!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
