Dial-usion

I overheard my coworker’s phone conversation at work:

Coworker: *Answering phone.* “[Our place of business], this is [Coworker], how may I help you?”

Pause.

Coworker: “This is [our place of business]? We’re financial advisers.”

Pause.

Coworker: “Who were you looking to speak with?”

Pause.

Coworker: “Ma’am, you called ME. We did not call you.”

Pause.

Coworker: “Ma’am, you haven’t given me your name yet. How could I have called you if I don’t even know who I’m speaking to?”

Pause.

Coworker: “I am not a scammer—YOU called US.”

The lady hangs up.

The phone rings again! 

It’s her again. She’s still insisting that we called her.