Dew You Even Drink, Bro?
(I am finishing up an order at the drive-thru.)
Me: “And what would you like to drink with that?”
Customer: “Mountain Dew.”
Me: “We have Coke products, ma’am.”
Customer: “Okay… Pepsi?”
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