Devoted To Voting

As a hairdresser, I get asked about my political stance a lot since I spend so long in close proximity to single customers. I am tired of having heated political arguments with customers, so now I just say:

Client: “Are you voting? Who for?”

Me: “I take voting very seriously, and you can count on me to participate in the election.”

Client: “But who for!?”

Me: “Our votes are cast privately for a reason. I never reveal my choices because of how seriously I take voting.”

Client: “You’re a f****** democrat! Only they take voting seriously!”