DETENTION!

I got a spam call while I was substitute teaching, on the classroom phone! I couldn’t believe it. It was the usual social security scam.

Scammer: “Thank you for calling the Social Security Department. My name is [Scammer]—”

Me: *Interrupting* “You called a school!”

Scammer: “You pressed one—”

Me: *Interrupting again* “This is a classroom phone!”

Scammer: “Sir, you pressed one—”

Me: “You’re lucky you didn’t call the police officer who works here. This is a school. Whose social security issue is it?”

Scammer: *Very annoyed* “I f*** your mother, a**hole!”

Me: “That’d be impressive because I’m pretty sure you’re in a different country.”

They hung up.